If you're a millennial and you...
1. Owned VHS tapes:
My little cousin called me old because I used to have VHS tapes and cassette tapes.............................
2. Used a chalkboard growing up:
My kid just called me old cause I had chalkboard when I was young instead of smartboard 😭
3. Had a Myspace:
i just got called old for having a myspace when i was younger..... BITCH WHAT
4. Left a voicemail, like, ever:
Yesterday at work a girl told me I was old because I emailed people. Today my son called me old because I left a voicemail. 😳😳
5. Have CDs in your car:
My student called me old today because I still use cd’s in my car. 🤷🏻♀️ #NoShame
6. Were born in the '90s:
my cousin just called me old because i was born in the ‘90s 😒
7. Or the 1900s???
A child just called me old because “You were born way back in the 1900s”. So congrats everyone. If you were born before 2000, you’re now considered old🤪😂
8. Had a portable CD player:
Today the kids I babysit called me old because I told them I used to have a portable CD player
9. Owned an iPod:
I found out i was old today when my daughter called me old for owning an iPod which apparently is obsolete 😂😂😂
10. Knew Barney:
one of my student's mom thinks I'm old because I grew up when Barney was popular
11. Yelled "Kobe!" while shooting something into a trash can:
One of my new coworkers called me "old" today because when I threw something in a trash can, I said "Kobe!"
12. Used headphones with wires:
My 9 yearold cousin just called me old because i have "headphones with wires on them" did that actually just happen
13. Used GIFs:
This kid called me old for using gifs ☹️ I’m only 22 ☹️☹️☹️
14. Ever said this phrase:
My boyfriend just called me old because I said "Be kind, Rewind."
15. Ate Dunkaroos:
My baby cousin called me old. She said cuz I used to eat Dunk-a-Roos! 😩
16. Saw Spy Kids in theaters:
My kids called me old because I told them that I saw Spy Kids in theaters.
17. Use this exact emoji:
My cousin said I’m old because I use the 😂 emoji ???? I thought just using emojis made me cool lol
18. Were alive when Twilight came out:
19. Listened to the Lil' duo:
My coworker just told me I’m old because i know lil bow wow and lil romeo 😐
20. Know one (1) Queen song:
A kid at tutoring called me old because I knew a Queen song 😩
21. Listened to Celine:
My sister called me old because I listen to Celine Dion wtf 😂
22. Remember when YouTube didn't have ads:
i told a kid i remembered a time before youtube had ads, and he called me old
23. Use stamps???
My husband called me old because I have a check book and stamps in my wallet.. 🤦🏻♀️
24. Listened to the Jonas Brothers:
I played a song guessing game for my students today and they called me old because I played frank ocean and the Jonas brothers 🥺🥺
25. Or played outside:
A ten year old just told me I’m old because I used to play outside
...then congrats! You're apparently old now.