1. Failing miserably on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire":
2. Getting attacked by a yo-yo:
3. Having a seagull steal your ice cream:
4. Having the screen name "meatrocket8":
5. Forgetting how a door works:
6. Following this person on Twitter:
Or being friends with this person on Facebook:
7. Justin Bieber fan art:
8. Nic Cage mixed with a LEGO guy:
9. This happening:
10. Or THIS:
11. Or THIS:
12. Or THIS:
13. And especially THIS:
14. Getting "Miley Cyrus" tattooed on your chest:
15. Elementary schoolers on Facebook:
And on Tumblr:
16. Or just eighth graders in general:
17. Wearing your pants like this:
18. This happening to you:
19. The very rare 360 teabag:
20. Having this unfortunate name:
Or this one:
21. Or just having your picture show up twice in the yearbook:
22. Michael Cera with a mustache:
23. Synchronized swimming faces:
24. Taking a selfie with your grandma:
25. Cannonballing into a pool of ice:
26. Trying to eat a cookie with your eye:
27. Having this happen to you:
28. And THIS:
Oh, wait, I'm wrong. There is literally NOTHING worse than your Facebook friends talking about politics.
