1. Sunglasses are always more expensive with writing in the corner:
2. The main difference between cats and dogs is this:
3. This will happen every time, no matter how well you know the song:
5. Your signature will always look like this:
6. Haircuts always go like this:
8. Sadly, this:
10. Fedoras are always a mistake:
11. Some bread is useless:
12. School busses make no sense:
13. You should never accept friend requests from anyone with this name:
14. This will make you cry everytime:
15. And this flinch everytime:
16. Everyone feels this way when bowling:
17. Gary Busey should never, ever pole dance:
18. This happens every birthday:
19. The maximum amount of swag a person can have is 41:
20. This ruins whatever you just bought:
21. Snakes are imaginary:
23. Nutella always make sense:
24. But desks never do:
25. This is still literally the worst thing that can happen to a person:
26. Grocery shopping is only for the strong:
27. And there is nothing better than a pug going down a slide:
- Stanford University tried to buy its way out of federal Title IX investigations into how it handles sex assault cases, say two women.
- Two juveniles charged with arson in connection with the Tennessee wildfires that killed 14.
- Dozens of employees and patients say the US's biggest psychiatric chain locks up people for insurance money.
- Trump has reportedly picked Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt to lead the EPA. He's opposed Obama's climate change policies.