Buzz·Posted on Feb 24, 201518 Babies Who Are Way, Way Older Than YouShhhhh. These babies have work at the yard in the morning.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This baby won't stop talking about how much milk cost back in his day. Via reddit.com 2. This baby’s turn signal has been on for the last 35 minutes. Via reddit.com 3. This baby knows how to fill out a W-2. Via reddit.com 4. This baby came out the womb worried he was going to miss a rerun of Gunsmoke. Via reddit.com 5. This baby still prints out directions. Via reddit.com 6. This baby just sent you chain mail that started with "Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re". Via reddit.com 7. This baby won’t stop explaining the rules of cribbage to me. Via reddit.com 8. This baby got a lifetime achievement award two days into life. Via reddit.com 9. This baby can't drink milk anymore because of what it "does to the pipes." Via reddit.com 10. This baby has a coupon for every conceivable good/service. Via reddit.com 11. This baby is on the cover of this month's AARP Magazine. Via reddit.com 12. The only music this baby listens to is AM radio. Via reddit.com 13. This baby came out the womb offering you a Werther’s Original caramel. Via reddit.com 14. This baby's favorite topic of discussion is room temperature. Via reddit.com 15. This baby keeps calling Vietnam "French Indochina." Via reddit.com 16. This baby hasn't driven over 20 mph for four decades. Via reddit.com 17. This baby's favorite hobby is saving receipts. Via reddit.com 18. And this baby is old enough to be your dad. He might even be your dad. Via reddit.com Wish him a happy Father's Day! All this and more over at r/OldBabies!