Up for bid is a chicken McNugget I recently acquired from McDonalds. I was about to eat it, when I noticed it had an uncanny resemblance to the undead, from its sunken in eyes, to it’s gritty little, half-exposed teeth, and sinus cavity. It even appears to have a cross of bone near the throat, which would be the appropriate place for the larynx and collar bone. After that…I lost my appetite.
Please, someone buy this now and end this plague once and for all.
- The suspect wanted for killing 39 people at an Istanbul nightclub on New Years Day has been captured, Turkish media reports.
- Women are arguing about whether people who are anti-abortion rights should participate in the upcoming Women's March.
- Umm. Over half of the population across 22 countries believe their system is failing and rigged, a new poll says 🌎🤔
- People are melting after a girl shared photos of her pitbull on Twitter in order to speak out against laws banning the animal 🐶😭