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The Zombie Apocalypse Has Spread To Food


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Up for bid is a chicken McNugget I recently acquired from McDonalds. I was about to eat it, when I noticed it had an uncanny resemblance to the undead, from its sunken in eyes, to it's gritty little, half-exposed teeth, and sinus cavity. It even appears to have a cross of bone near the throat, which would be the appropriate place for the larynx and collar bone. After that...I lost my appetite.

Please, someone buy this now and end this plague once and for all.