1. Because of shit like this:
2. And people like this:
3. And, oh lord almighty, this:
4. Because of tattoos like this:
5. Memes like this:
6. And routines like this:
7. Because no one needed to know Luigi's girth:
8. Or how country boys make do:
9. And no one needed to see SpongeBob's tight little asshole:
10. Because of theories like this:
11. Drawings like this:
12. And dreams like this:
13. Because of people like this:
14. Sales like this:
15. And... and... this:
16. Because no one needed to see a sexy Tide Pod:
17. And no one needed to see this drawing get ChalkZoned:
18. And no one needed to know this:
19. And, finally, because if it doesn't just end, chances are this is our future:
