The Twitter account Doug Episodes recounts all the episodes of the Nickelodeon show Doug that you probably don't remember from when you were younger. And you probably don't remember them because these are all made up. But hey, who even remembers a single specific Doug plot-line? I mostly remember noises.
Check it out:
Episode 101 "Doug's New Home" - Doug moves into his new room and hangs up a poster of The Beets, a popular band that he likes
Episode 107 "Doug's Dream" - Doug has a great dream where he is allowed to have pubes
Episode 108 "Field Trip Doug" - Doug is worried he will be expelled for not being solemn enough on the upcoming trip to the Holocaust Museum
Episode 112 "Doug's Big Break" - Doug gets diarrhea so bad they put him on the news
Episode 113 "Pizza Doug" - Doug enjoys a glass of milk and a slice of pizza with no toppings.
Episode 120 "Doug and the Car" - Doug doesn't want to leave the house after witnessing a car hit a baby
Episode 23 "Happy Doug Halloween" - Doug dresses up as Ross from Friends and then stays inside and imagines what candy tastes like
Episode 124 "Doug's New Bike" - Beebe sees Doug riding a bike she threw in the garbage the day before and has him arrested.
Episode 128 "Doug's Allowance" - Doug saves his monthly allowance so he can buy new white shirts.
Episode 129 "Different Dougpinions" - Doug's dad beats him up for reading about Buddhism
Episode 102 "Doug Day Afternoon" - Doug spends a Sunday sitting quietly in his room, imagining that he is characters from different movies
Episode 103 "Scary Party" - Doug is too afraid to attend his own birthday party after learning the cake will be a flavor he's never tasted.
Episode 106 "Doug's Future" - Doug's parents sit him down and explain that he isn't college material
Episode 115 "Doug's Big Test" -Doug studies hard for his algebra test but on the way there he trips and falls into a bathtub full of spiders
Episode 119 "Doug's Ex Friend" - Doug has to stop being friends with Skeeter after he and Skeeter's dad accidentally see each other naked
Episode 125 "Dougburger" - Doug doesn't join his friends at Honkerburger because someone there might drug him & sell him into white slavery.
And, finally:
Episode 117 "Doug's Big Dance pt. 1" - Doug begs Porkchop not to take Patty to the Big Bluffington Dance
Episode 118 "Doug's Big Dance pt. 2" - Porkchop goes to the dance with Patty
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