It's time for a game of...
Live one 1,000-year life?Or live ten 100-year lives?
Live ten 100-year lives!
Think this one out — do you really want to look like a dried fruit for 930 years? Plus, what if you got a tattoo you really regretted around year 400?
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?
Have the hiccups!
Look at the bright side: You can start a successful career as a professional beatboxer now!
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)Or have just have the ability to read?
Have the ability to read minds?
What, did you pick books? What are you, a nerd? You a big nerd? Alright, big nerd, know this: Having a superpower always wins.
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I'm sorry)Or join in once to make it stop? (I'm sorry)
EARPLUGS AND A BLINDFOLD, DUMMY! Plus, maybe they'll take you out for ice cream after.
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?
You're still eating chocolate! Don't you even come 'round this quiz and think about clicking and answers that's "eat poop." Never eat poop.
They are top-half fish?Or they are bottom-half fish?
Mermaids, mermen: Always the right answer.
Fart popcorn?Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
Free popcorn, ya numbskull.
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?Or live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
Be a muggle in a wizard world!
Just make the right friends! What, do you want to just be a glorified fisherman?
Have a vagina on your forehead?Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
Row of peens!
Remember your childhood dream of being a dinosaur? Guess what, it's come true! Just stay away from playgrounds.
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
You could probably program it to play a cool ringtone. Maybe some Beyoncé or something.
Have accordions for legs?Or have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?
The belly button!
It can also be used as a weapon.
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
Hey, who knows. You might enjoy it. I mean, it's tough to deny that that goat looks a little cute, right?
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?Or live in a world where hover boards exist?
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?Or have taste buds in your butt?
Have a side soup?Or have a side salad?
There is no possible right answer to this one. It is a black hole. There is no going back. I am sorry.