1.
Multiple trips are for quitters:
2.
Changing the song is necessary no matter the situation:
3.
Spatulas have it out for you:
4.
This is totally possible:
5.
No one really knows the point of this:
6.
Less volume = more seeing:
7.
This makes everything 10x more relaxing:
8.
This is the REAL walk of shame:
9.
This is the loudest object in the known universe:
10.
You always overthink a "here":
11.
This is what "I'll let you know" means:
12.
You can never finish the storyline:
13.
Smells will always find you:
14.
You can't start 5 minutes late:
15.
This should be an Olympic sport:
17.
Avoiding "likes" is a full-time job:
18.
It's never worth it to ask someone to repeat:
19.
You'll always say yes:
20.
This is the one way to tell if it's hot out:
21.
This rocks your entire world:
22.
Slapping it always makes it better:
23.
The best arguments are always won 6 hours later:
24.
You'll always look too early:
25.
There is no worse feeling:
26.
This is the world's most dangerous game:
27.
Sometimes you just need a double nap:
28.
There is no grosser feeling:
29.
And this is how you GET THINGS DONE:
