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Hey, at least you don't have a mouthful of gunk:
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And at least you didn't cry through at the worst possible time:
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And at least this didn't happen to you:
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Hey, at least your soul didn't leave your body:
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And your cookies didn't have an untimely death:
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And, hey, at least you didn't ruin any weddings:
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It could be worse. I mean, you could be a Smurf for life:
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Or be on the wrong end of a wrong number text:
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Or just literally be the most awkward person in the world:
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And at least you don't have to teach a room full of kids about the fragility of human existence:
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And, hey, your E button still works:
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At least you didn't send the worst possible text to the worst person:
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And at least a little kid didn't make you feel 100,000,000 years old:
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And hey, at least some nuns didn't silently damn you to hell today:
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Just remember: auto correct still loves YOU:
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YOU still have your porch:
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And, hey, at least you're not Danielle:
