1. First, say this slowly to yourself:

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2. Try going outside:

3. But if you're stuck at work, imagine your dream job:

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4. Do something new with your hair:

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5. And take a brand new Facebook profile picture of it:

Now focus...

6. And imagine it's this day in Middle School:
7. And that your fridge looks like this:

8. And that Michael Cera's mustache never happened:

9. Imagine Justin Timberlake made this song a reality:
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10. And that NASCAR was more like Mario Kart:

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Not doing it for you?

11. QUICK! Look at this giant stack of pancakes:

12. QUICK! Look at these pictures of Kim Kardashian crying:

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13. Quick! Look at Snoop Dogg and his long lost brother:

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14. Quick! Look at these pandas on a slide!!!
PHEW! Now relax...

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...and think about all the things you have to be thankful for:
15. Be thankful this isn't happening in your hometown:

16. Or this in your backyard:

17. Be thankful that your bubble bath didn't overflow:

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18. And no one put bread on your head:
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...Yet.
19. Be thankful you aren't stuck in a swing right now:

20. And that a picture of Eminem making nachos exists:

21. Now look at this picture:

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22. Return your angers:

23. And smile like a dog wearing a sombrero:

Because your day just got better.