These 25 Songs Are Apparently Now Considered "Oldies" And I've Never Felt Older
BRB, writing my will.
1. "The Thong Song" by Sisqo.
I just heard Thong Song on the oldies station and now I feel old.
2. "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne.
Just heard Avril Lavigne on the oldies station and my feelings are... Complicated.
3. "All-Star" by Smash Mouth.
Just heard Smash Mouth on an oldies station. NOT feeling like an All-Star. 👿
4. "Hey Ya" by Outkast.
Just heard Outkast's "Hey Ya" on the oldies station. If you need me, I'll be affixing tennis balls to my walker.
5. "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence.
I heard Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life" on a classic rock radio station today soo if u need me I'll be in my armchair reading AARP magazine
6. "Yeah" by Usher.
Just heard "Yeah!" by Usher on the R&B oldies station right after Mary Wells "My Guy". I'm officially old.
7. "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World.
Why is it that I just heard Jimmy Eat World on a classic rock station? #Whatyearisit
8. "Living La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin.
Just heard Ricky Martin’s Living La Vida Loca on the oldies station. I am deceased. In lieu of flowers please send prosciutto.
9. "Beautiful Soul" by Jesse McCartney.
Just heard “Beautiful Soul” by Jesse McCartney on the ‘Oldies’ radio station. I am not okay.
10. "This Love" by Maroon 5.
Just heard This Love by Maroon 5 on the oldies station... surely I’m not that old yet
11. "My Name Is" by Eminem.
I just heard “My Name Is” by Eminem on the Oldies radio station. When did THAT happen?? 😳
12. "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" by Green Day.
I just heard “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” on my local oldies station and now I feel about one thousand.
13. "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White Tees.
Just heard Hey There Delilah on an OLDIES station
14. "Lean Back" by Terror Squad.
Just heard Lean Back on a station for oldies and classics. I guess there’s only one thing left to do... *pulls up pants and does the rock away*
15. "Welcome To The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance.
Just heard Welcome to the Black Parade on a 'Classic Rock' radio station and I don't think I've ever felt more washed up
16. "Waterfalls" by TLC.
Heard TLC's "Waterfalls" on the oldies station. If you need me, I'll be affixing tennis balls to my walker.
17. "Buddy Holly" by Weezer.
I just heard "Buddy Holly" by Weezer on the classic rock station. When did I become so old?
18. "In The End" by Linkin Park.
Linkin Park's "In The End" just played on KOLA. Y'know, an oldies station. NBD.
19. "I Miss You" by Blink-182.
*tunes into local Classic Rock station* *American Idiot begins to play, followed by Blink-182's I Miss You*
20. "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes.
I just heard Seven Nation Army on a classic rock station wat
21. "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas.
Sooo just heard Rob Thomas ft. Satana 'smooth' on the oldies station. That song came out when I was like 8....I'm not that old fuckers.
22. "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega.
Mambo no. 5 just came on the oldies station and I have never felt older.
23. "Dilemma" by Nelly and Kelly Rowland.
turning 31 didn't make me feel old until I heard Nelly & Kelly Rowland's "Dilemma" on the oldies station just now
24. "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette.
I just heard “You Oughta Know” on the oldies station. Is this what happened to my parents?
25. And "I Got A Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas.
The “oldies” station is playing a song from 2009. Excuse me while I defenestrate myself. (“I Gotta Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas if you’re curious)
Ow.
