1. You're well familiar with their shoe of choice:
2. Way too familiar:
3. And you're pretty sure this is their transportation method of choice:
4. You wonder if this is what they're up there doing:
5. And if they have some kind of personal vendetta against you:
6. And you're pretty sure this is how they get up and down the stairs:
7. And this is what they do in their free time:
8. You're almost positive they wake up every day and have this conversation:
9. Or wait 'til the clock hits 3 a.m. and have this thought:
10. You're pretty certain they look like this:
11. And have parties like this:
12. And that they spend their time wearing these:
Upstairs neighbour's favourite shoes
13. You've thought about writing notes:
14. And about getting revenge:
15. And flipped off the ceiling too many times to count:
16. But nothing helps if they're always turned up to 11:
17. Because YOU CAN HEAR EVERTYHING.
