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FIRST THINGS FIRST. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT BEYONCÉ IS ILLUMINATI:
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NO BIG SURPRISE THAT PEYTON "FOOTBALL" MANNING IS ILLUMINATI:
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OH, HOW SHOCKING...NOT. JAY Z IS ILLUMINATI:
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LEBRON? THAT'S A SLAM DUNK FOR THE ILLUMINATI:
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AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HOSTS OF THE LATE SHOW. OF COURSE THEY'RE ILLUMINATI:
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KIM? KANYE? NEED I SAY MORE:
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AND KATY PERRY... SHE'S AS ILLUMINATI AS ILLUMINATI COMES:
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BUT THEN AGAIN YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU EVEN TOOK ONE SECOND OUT OF YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE DAY TO WATCH HER VIDEOS:
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BREAD? ILLUMINATI AS HELL:
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DOLPHINS? ILLUMINATI OF THE DEEP:
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AMELIA EARHART WAS ILLUMINATI:
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YOUR CHILD'S FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW? NOTHING BUT ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA:
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CHOCOLATE MILK...ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED?
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YOUR HEADPHONES WHEN THEY GET TANGLED IN YOUR POCKET? WELL, THAT'S ILLUMINATI:
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WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH? HOPE IT TASTED GOOD:
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NUTELLA? WAKE UP. WAKE UP!
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CAN'T YOU SEE, PEOPLE? CAN'T YOU SEE?!
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OPEN YOUR EYES. GRASS ISN'T SAFE. GRASS HAS NEVER BEEN SAFE:
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OLD VIDEO GAMES ABOUT FOOTBALL? GUESS WHAT:
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LOOK CLOSELY AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK VERY CLOSELY. CLOSER. WHAT YOU SEE MAY SURPRISE YOU:
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AGAIN, TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY FOLLOWING THE HERD. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK CLOSELY TOWARD THE DOLLAR BILL. WHAT DO YOU SEE? ILLUMINATI?
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CAN YOU SPOT THE ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA IN THIS PICTURE?
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LET THE TRUTH BE REVEALED IN THIS EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB:
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EVERY BIT OF TECHNOLOGY YOU OWN IS ILLUMINATI. OPEN YOUR EYES!
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TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ARE YOU FREE? ARE YOU?
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ON THE SURFACE THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A NORMAL LAMP. A LAMP YOU MIGHT SEE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT...
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YOU THINK ALL THIS IS MADE UP? WELL, THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU. WAY BIGGER:
NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMETHING, TAKE A SECOND AND OPEN YOUR MIND. DON'T BE AFRAID TO REBEL AGAINST THE POWERS THAT BE:
DON'T BE AFRAID TO SPEAK YOUR MIND:
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JUST MAKE SURE YOU OPEN YOUR MIND AND SEE WHAT'S BEEN IN FRONT OF YOU THE ENTIRE TIME:
