7. YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP A BUS AS A PET? THINK AGAIN, YA SIMPLETON. THEY ARE FREE LIKE A FREE SAMPLE AT WHOLE FOODS OR WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR GROCERIES.
17. ONLY THING A BUS IS SCARED OF ARE BIRDS BECAUSE WHEN BUSSES WERE 4 YEARS OLD THEY SNUCK DOWNSTAIRS TO WATCH HITCHCOCK’S “THE BIRDS” AND HAD A REALLY BAD EXPERIENCE.
REAL BAD IDEA, BUS.
Inspired by the BITCH, IM A BUS sub-reddit.
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