21 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Baby
Babies are masters of deceit.
1. They think windows are a great source of vitamins and minerals:
2. They think life is just one big slip 'n' slide:
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3. They're always a threat to themselves:
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4. Don't even think about trying to help them, it'll just end in disaster:
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5. They have no idea how slides work:
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6. Or how glass works:
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7. Or how spoons work:
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8. Or magazines:
9. They are constantly risking life and limb around wild animals:
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10. And don't even get me started on babies and hoses:
11. They're always looking to take shortcuts in life:
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12. They can apparently see things that we cannot:
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13. In fact, even when they go through tunnels it looks like they're entering another dimension:
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WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT WE DON'T SEE, BABY?! WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!!
14. They are convinced that you can catch things with your face:
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15. They're constantly unsure about everything:
16. They are master hackers:
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17. And they're masters of disguise:
18. They're constantly rejecting your affection:
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19. But always accepting your food:
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20. They think the smell of Dad Feet would make a great scented candle:
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21. Plus, can you really trust something that reacts to lemons like this?
Can you?
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