21 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust A Baby
Babies are masters of deceit.
They think windows are a great source of vitamins and minerals:
They think life is just one big slip 'n' slide:
They're always a threat to themselves:
Don't even think about trying to help them, it'll just end in disaster:
They have no idea how slides work:
They are constantly risking life and limb around wild animals:
And don't even get me started on babies and hoses:
They're always looking to take shortcuts in life:
They can apparently see things that we cannot:
In fact, even when they go through tunnels it looks like they're entering another dimension:
WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT WE DON'T SEE, BABY?! WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!!
They are convinced that you can catch things with your face:
They're constantly unsure about everything:
They are master hackers:
And they're masters of disguise:
They're constantly rejecting your affection:
But always accepting your food:
They think the smell of Dad Feet would make a great scented candle:
Plus, can you really trust something that reacts to lemons like this?
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