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They always make fun of your love life:
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And play horrible pranks:
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Or just plain cruel pranks:
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They don't stand a chance with autocorrect:
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It's horrible, really:
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They make absolutely no sense:
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And everything goes wayyyy over their heads:
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They use hashtags at inappropriate times:
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All they ever want to talk about is Avril Lavigne:
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A code we will never understand:
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And their comebacks will burn you:
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They have no idea how to use emoticons:
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But they do know way too much about One Direction:
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They don't understand how phones work:
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They have no idea at all:
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And they especially don't understand how to use their phone's camera:
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They're never where they say they are:
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And they're always repeating themselves:
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Their jokes are horrible:
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They're way too into raving:
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They text you from the worst possible places:
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Finally, they're always getting Kim Jong-Il and Britney Spears mixed up: