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You can experience two seasons within 24 hours:
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And spring is beautiful:
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In fact, all of the weather is beautiful:
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I mean, you can tan YEAR-ROUND:
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The Westboro Baptist Church is banned from Canada:
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Ice cream doesn't melt year-round:
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Breaking Bad is a lot happier in Canada:
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Though things may get a little out of hand...
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...and internet arguments can get a little heated at times...
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...this is probably the biggest danger you'll run into:
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Jedi is an official, state-sanctioned church in Canada:
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The buses are apologetic:
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Canadian mosh pits are the most hardcore, intense experience a person can have:
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And this is the most intense, happy moment a person can have:
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Hawaiian pizza (aka a definite top 10 pizza) was invented in Canada:
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The Canadian worldview is quite nice:
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And the country itself fits this description perfectly:
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Canadians aren't afraid to tackle tough issues and solve big problems:
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The province of Alberta hasn't had a single rat in 50 years:
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Canada dresses in style:
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The fish are healthy and plentiful:
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And the daily life looks a lot like this:
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Canada is the most educated country in the world:
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The crimes, while horrid, are still way less frequent than in the United States:
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And the police chases are much more entertaining:
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But thankfully it's easy to catch someone in Canada:
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Tattoos are way more badass:
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And Tupac looks way cooler making it rain with Canada's colorful bills:
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There's a pond that has this name:
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And there are newspaper articles like this:
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Oh, and "V3G1N4" is a postal code in Canada:
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The most popular video in Canada is hilarious:
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The mayors are way better than your stupid mayors:
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That's because Canada respects its politicians:
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Probably because they are such fantastic athletes:
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