1. You can experience two seasons within 24 hours:

2. And two winters:

3. And spring is beautiful:

4. In fact, all of the weather is beautiful:

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5. I mean, you can tan YEAR-ROUND:

6. The Westboro Baptist Church is banned from Canada:

7. Ice cream doesn't melt year-round:

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8. Breaking Bad is a lot happier in Canada:

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9. Though things may get a little out of hand...

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10. ...and internet arguments can get a little heated at times...

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11. ...this is probably the biggest danger you'll run into:

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12. Jedi is an official, state-sanctioned church in Canada:

13. The buses are apologetic:

14. Canadian mosh pits are the most hardcore, intense experience a person can have:

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15. And this is the most intense, happy moment a person can have:

16. Hawaiian pizza (aka a definite top 10 pizza) was invented in Canada:

17. The Canadian worldview is quite nice:

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18. And the country itself fits this description perfectly:

19. Canadians aren't afraid to tackle tough issues and solve big problems:

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20. The province of Alberta hasn't had a single rat in 50 years:

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21. Canada dresses in style:

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22. The fish are healthy and plentiful:
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23. And the daily life looks a lot like this:

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24. Canada is the most educated country in the world:

25. The crimes, while horrid, are still way less frequent than in the United States:

26. And the police chases are much more entertaining:
27. But thankfully it's easy to catch someone in Canada:

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28. Tattoos are way more badass:

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29. And Tupac looks way cooler making it rain with Canada's colorful bills:

30. There's a pond that has this name:

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31. And there are newspaper articles like this:

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32. Oh, and "V3G1N4" is a postal code in Canada:

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33. The most popular video in Canada is hilarious:

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34. The mayors are way better than your stupid mayors:

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35. That's because Canada respects its politicians:

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36. Probably because they are such fantastic athletes:
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37. This happened:

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38. IN CONCLUSION:

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YUP.