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Find someone who looks at you the way this kid looks at ketchup:
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Someone who looks at you the way Leo looks at Girl Scout Cookies:
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And the way Oprah looks at a loaf of bread:
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Find someone who looks at you the way this cat looks at bacon:
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Someone who looks at you like Charles Barkley looks at pizza:
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And looks at you like this little girl looks at that monstrous bun:
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Find someone who looks at you like Biden looks at Obama:
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Like a dog looks at a hot dog:
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And someone who looks at you like this girl looks at a literal rock:
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Find someone who looks at you like Shia looks at his movies:
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Like this girl looks at a tomato:
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Or like women in commercials look at yogurt:
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Find someone who looks at you like a dog looks at pizza:
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Or like a CAT looks at pizza:
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Or, hell, like a human looks at pizza:
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Find someone who looks at you like this rando girl looks at a rando Pop-Tart box:
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Or this rando dude looks at a rando loaf of bread:
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Or how this kid looks at a gummy bear:
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Find someone who looks at you like a cat looks at a ravioli:
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Or like Trudeau looks at Obama:
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But, most importantly, find someone who looks at you like a cyberwoman looks at corn: