What kind of monster would do such a thing?
What kind of a monster gives someone a wax lollipop?
Or has a staircase in their home like this?
Who would do this to sweet, lovable donuts? WHO DID THIS?!
NOT THE CHEESE! NOT THE CHEESE!
Those poor, poor souls.
No one deserves this.
How evil do you have to BE?!?!
NOT THE MOMS! NOT THE MOMS.
Lettuce. WHY LETTUCE!
GARLIC SAUCE COFFEE? NOOOOO.
Satan is alive and well.
At least this one looks — NOOOOOO: