Buzz·Posted on Apr 11, 201822 Crimes Facebook Should Actually Be On Trial ForI mean, if they were actually on trial.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail While Mark Zuckerberg testifies before congress about the 2016 election and the 87 million people who had their personal information stolen on Facebook, there are still some very serious issues that are being completely ignored. For example... 1. Crimes against vowels: 2. Crimes against microwaves: 3. Crimes against windshields: 4. Crimes against dogs: 5. Crimes against iPhones: 6. Crimes against THE SUN: 7. Crimes against history: 8. Crimes against your data plan: 9. Crimes against eyeballs: 10. Crimes against irons: 11. Crimes against the metric system: 12. Crimes against stepmoms: 13. Crimes against sweet, delicious cookies: 14. Crimes against eyeballs, again: 15. Crimes against laptops: 16. Crimes against airbags: 17. Crimes against math: 18. Crimes against toenails: 19. Crimes against the pledge: 20. Crimes against gently squirted couches: 21. Crimes against tires: 22. And, finally, crimes against the very round Earth:
