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Because kids already know everything there is to know about sex:
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I mean, why would they ever need to take a class?
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Kids are already aware of the dangers of sex:
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And everyone knows the true dangers of laying:
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Why waste money on sex ed when kids already know having sex is a fire hazard?
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And when you know about the joys of ear sex, what else is there to know?
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Why would kids ever need to take a class on sex?
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Like, I can't think of a single reason:
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Kids can find out everything on their own:
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No need to take a class:
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I mean, children these days are wise beyond their years:
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They don't need a teacher teaching them "biology" and "safety":
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I mean, won't somebody think of the ass children?
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EVERYBODY knows a little pee goes a long way:
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And EVERYBODY knows the human body is basically one big sandwich:
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So why invest in sex education?
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Kids are wise beyond their years. They'll figure it out:
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And biology? Who needs it:
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Just got to go with your gut, not a class:
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Kids already know all there is to know:
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I mean, it's not like anyone remembers anything from the class anyway: