29 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle

This is not a picture of an amputee hugging his girlfriend.

This is not a picture of the world's most terrifying child/future NBA center.

This is not a picture of the world's most inappropriate party.

This is not a picture of the world's oldest basketball player.

That's not a painting in the background.

This is not a picture of the world's most fabulous college student.

This is not the cat version of the rat king.

This is not a picture of the world's tiniest human.

This person is not holding up a photograph.

This is not a picture of a man riding a woman into the great unknown.

That girl's arms are not freakishly long.

This is not a picture of a man with beautiful, lady-like legs.

This is not a picture of a girl carrying a guy.

This is not a picture of Ridley Scott's horse.

The girl on the right is not in the air.

This is not a picture of a one-headed monster.

This is not a person with an outrageously tiny head/stand-in for the Super Mario Bros. movie.

This is not a picture of a mythical creature.

This is not a picture of the world's smallest dad.

This dog is not fishing.

This picture is not inappropriate.

This is not a dog riding the train to work.

That is not a convertible with the world's worst wheels.

That man is not wearing a purple shirt.

This is not a picture of a giant kneeling on water.

This is also not a picture of a mythical creature.

This lady is not floating.

This is not an inappropriate picture.

This man is not using a river as a slip 'n' slide.

And this fish doesn't have an arm, surprisingly.