1.

This is not a picture of an amputee hugging his girlfriend.
2.

This is not a picture of the world's most terrifying child/future NBA center.
3.

This is not a picture of the world's most inappropriate party.
4.

This is not a picture of the world's oldest basketball player.
5.

That's not a painting in the background.
6.

This is not a picture of the world's most fabulous college student.
7.

This is not the cat version of the rat king.
8.

This is not a picture of the world's tiniest human.
9.

This person is not holding up a photograph.
10.

This is not a picture of a man riding a woman into the great unknown.
11.

That girl's arms are not freakishly long.
12.

This is not a picture of a man with beautiful, lady-like legs.
13.

This is not a picture of a girl carrying a guy.
14.

This is not a picture of Ridley Scott's horse.
15.

The girl on the right is not in the air.
16.

This is not a picture of a one-headed monster.
17.

This is not a person with an outrageously tiny head/stand-in for the Super Mario Bros. movie.
18.

This is not a picture of a mythical creature.
19.

This is not a picture of the world's smallest dad.
20.

This dog is not fishing.
21.

This picture is not inappropriate.
22.

This is not a dog riding the train to work.
23.

That is not a convertible with the world's worst wheels.
24.

That man is not wearing a purple shirt.
25.

This is not a picture of a giant kneeling on water.
26.

This is also not a picture of a mythical creature.
27.

This lady is not floating.
28.

This is not an inappropriate picture.
29.

This man is not using a river as a slip 'n' slide.

And this fish doesn't have an arm, surprisingly.