1.
This is not a picture of an amputee hugging his girlfriend.
2.
This is not a picture of the world's most terrifying child/future NBA center.
3.
This is not a picture of the world's most inappropriate party.
4.
This is not a picture of the world's oldest basketball player.
5.
That's not a painting in the background.
6.
This is not a picture of the world's most fabulous college student.
7.
This is not the cat version of the rat king.
8.
This is not a picture of the world's tiniest human.
9.
This person is not holding up a photograph.
10.
This is not a picture of a man riding a woman into the great unknown.
11.
That girl's arms are not freakishly long.
12.
This is not a picture of a man with beautiful, lady-like legs.
13.
This is not a picture of a girl carrying a guy.
14.
This is not a picture of Ridley Scott's horse.
15.
The girl on the right is not in the air.
16.
This is not a picture of a one-headed monster.
17.
This is not a person with an outrageously tiny head/stand-in for the Super Mario Bros. movie.
18.
This is not a picture of a mythical creature.
19.
This is not a picture of the world's smallest dad.
20.
This dog is not fishing.
21.
This picture is not inappropriate.
22.
This is not a dog riding the train to work.
23.
That is not a convertible with the world's worst wheels.
24.
That man is not wearing a purple shirt.
25.
This is not a picture of a giant kneeling on water.
26.
This is also not a picture of a mythical creature.
27.
This lady is not floating.
28.
This is not an inappropriate picture.
29.
This man is not using a river as a slip 'n' slide.
And this fish doesn't have an arm, surprisingly.