1. Geniouses: 2. Anyone that describes themselves as a plank of wood: 3. People that probably think there's a "U" in happiness: 4. People who desperately need to learn the difference between "then" and "than": 5. People with seriously questionable life goals: 6. Or seriously questionable Christmas plans: 7. People, who, don't, know, when, to, use, punctuation: 8. And. Desperately. Need. To. Learn: 9. Like. Come. On: 10. Most news broadcasters: 11. People who are crying tares of sorrow right now: 12. So many tares... 13. People who probably haven't used deodorant themselves before: 14. People who think hypnotists "do not be real": 15. People that should probably steer clear of college: 16. Just keep on walking past that college... 17. Robby: 18. People who put vegetables in their hair: 19. People who get really worked up over their artwork: 20. People trying to summon the dead through questionable means: 21. The world's worst scrabble player: 22. People who you probably never want to smell: 23. Like, ever: 24. People who probably have much bigger regrets than a tattoo like this: 25. Or this: 26. Or this: 27. Or this: 28. Or this: 29. Or people who put way, way too much faith in Noone: He's a pretty untrustworthy dude. 30. People who just keep digging themselves a bigger hole (that they probably can't get out of): 31. People waging war on the female anatomy: 32. People unfamiliar with how movies work: 33. People who just answered their own question: 34. People who let everything go RIGHT over their heads: 35. People who probably shouldn't be in this country: 36. People who keep pausing the metal: 37. People with PIERODS: 38. People who get this joke: 39. People who have no idea how breathing works: 40. People who have acute and obtuse friends up in the sky: 41. The Kernal: 42. Morans: 43. Teenagers on Twitter: 44. People who have failed their mission spectacularly: 45. And anyone that has Snooki as their "ro-model:"