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CJ and his badminton racquet:
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The confused cat lady:
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Anthony and his severely flawed knowledge of erosion:
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The girls who share everything:
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This person who obviously carries around spare iPhones:
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People who are too forthcoming about what exactly they do in the club:
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The owner of the world's worst YOLO story:
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Anybody with a sharpie tattoo. Dry erase counts too:
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This menopausing male:
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Olivia and her never-ending job hunt:
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Jace, who's name has an "E" in it:
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The person who proposed the Apple sponsorship of the Eiffel Tower:
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Shaliek and his pack of wild fruit:
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This guy who is unable to read the front of a book:
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This new taxi service:
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This religious scholar:
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People following the Yellow Corn Road:
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