Buzz·Posted on Jul 23, 201338 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Use The InternetLock the doors.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. CJ and his badminton racquet: Via loldaddy.com 2. The confused cat lady: Via failblog.cheezburger.com 3. Anthony and his severely flawed knowledge of erosion: Via lolriot.com 4. The world's worst Bulls fan: Via yurock.net 5. The girls who share everything: Via izismile.com 6. Robby: Via izismile.com 7. Kenzie and her fruit: Via dontpkethebear.com 8. The escalator lady: Via dumpaday.com 9. This person who obviously carries around spare iPhones: 10. People who are too forthcoming about what exactly they do in the club: 11. The owner of the world's worst YOLO story: 12. Anybody with a sharpie tattoo. Dry erase counts too: 13. This menopausing male: 14. Olivia and her never-ending job hunt: Via lamebook.com 15. All of these very, very smelly people: 16. The Queen of Wudeva: 17. The world's worst Harry Potter fan: 18. These people with harsh words for philosophers: 19. Chervon: 20. The squirrel whisperer: pleated-jeans.com 21. Jace, who's name has an "E" in it: pleated-jeans.com 22. This person who has never heard of "BC:" pleated-jeans.com 23. This geographer: pleated-jeans.com 24. The person who proposed the Apple sponsorship of the Eiffel Tower: 25. Shaliek and his pack of wild fruit: pleated-jeans.com 26. nehpetS: pleated-jeans.com 27. This guy who is unable to read the front of a book: 28. Ummmm: 29. Nikita: pleated-jeans.com 30. This girl. And Marilyn Monroe, too: pleated-jeans.com 31. This new taxi service: 32. John: 33. This religious scholar: 34. Geniouses: 35. People following the Yellow Corn Road: 36. This person: 37. Benjamin: 38. Every single person that liked this: Via acidcow.com And Anthony Weiner: Brendan Mcdermid / Reuters Props to Kat for the ending.