1. If only there was some way to block the sun...
2. Some way to stop the sun from getting in your eyes...
3. A way to fight against the sun's rays...
4. To save your retinas...
5. To stop your squinting...
6. TO STOP THE SUN!
7. There has to be a way.
8. THERE JUST HAS TO BE!
9. This is a call to our leaders — our nation's educators, our scientists, our politicians, our MOTHERS!
10. Please, please, please come up with a way to stop the sun.
11. It's just overwhelming.
12. We need to fight back.
13. We MUST fight back.
14. We can't let the sun win.
15. It just isn't fair.
16. DOWN WITH THE SUN!
17. There has to be a better way.
