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Hey, at least you still have your ice cream:
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And your cooking tray:
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I mean, look on the bright side: You still have your toilet...
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Your grapes are still intact:
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And you don't look like a big ol' donut:
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There aren't any statues about to fall on you:
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You didn't send this email:
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And you and your dentist didn't get a liiiittle too close:
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Never forget that you aren't this person:
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And never forget that you aren't mortal enemies with a wedding photographer:
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And, hey, this isn't your doll:
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And you aren't sleeping in a cornbed tonight:
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And, thankfully, you're not Taiwan Jones:
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If all else fails, just say to yourself, At least my family didn't put me on a mug:
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And at least I didn't almost accidentally kill everyone today:
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And, thankfully, I didn't invent a whole new form of texting:
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Finally, if you're still not feeling better, just remember that you didn't Tinder match a relative:
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And Dave still loves you:
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And, finally, never forget: At least you're not Dennis.