Buzz·Posted on May 22, 201426 Reasons Why Parents Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Have PhonesNever again.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. They're too sassy: Via doctorassbutt.tumblr.com 2. They don't understand typos: Via whenparentstext.com 3. They play horrible pranks: Via weknowmemes.com 4. They're demanding: Via sunnyskyz.com 5. They have no moral compass: Via pinterest.com 6. They involve you in their schemes: Via cheezburger.com 7. They're always getting celebrities mixed up: Via smosh.com 8. They can never remember the important things: Via punkmonksteven.tumblr.com 9. Never: Via boredpanda.org 10. They're the worst after learning abbreviations like "omg": Via memewhore.tumblr.com 11. Or when they don't know about the abbreviation at all: Via genericoriginality.tumblr.com 12. Their life advice is a sort of unhelpful: Via smellsliketeenbo.tumblr.com 13. They're easy targets: Via Twitter: @GODDAMNIRWIN 14. Way too easy: Via pinterest.com 15. And they're way too honest: Via thefw.com 16. They never answer questions the right way, like when you ask how your dinner smells: Via reddit.com 17. They're just downright mean: Via audrekite.tumblr.com 18. They're way too cocky: Via theberry.com 19. They wake you up in the middle of the night with the weirdest thoughts: Via neogaf.com 20. They always make fun of your accomplishments: Via rsdnation.com 21. They're always talking about lightly fried fish fillets: Via damnlol.com 22. They're wiseasses: Via huffingtonpost.com 23. And let's not even start talking about dad jokes: Via reddit.com 24. So many dad jokes: Via reddit.com 25. SO MANY: Via fb-troublemakers.com 26. And, finally, because of stuff like this: Via superfunnyimages.com Hurts to watch.