1. The "My Dad Is a Lawyer":
2. The Pinot Grig-OH NO:
3. The Douchebag:
The official outfit of "Mr. I think it's ok to yell at my girlfriend in public"
4. The "I Just Got Back From a Cruise":
White girls on vacation in the Caribbean
5. The Sleepover:
Official white girl sleepover outfit
6. The Haircut Every Single Guy Has:
LITERALLY EVERY BOY HAS THIS HAIRCUT NOW
7. The White Girl During Fall:
Basic white girl outfit during this time of the year
8. The Middle School Boy:
EVERY surburban middle school has at least one kid with this go-to outfit
9. The Middle School Girl:
typical white middle school girl outfit
10. The Dad:
Now that summer has started (unofficially) you will see a lot of the 'Official Dad Uniform' ☀️
11. The Dad on the 4th of July:
the official white dad outfit for the 4th of July
12. The "I Am Going to Harass You on Facebook":
13. The "Cool" Teacher:
"@FemaIeStruggle: White male teachers' favorite outfit on Fridays "Mr. Ralph from the middle school lol.
14. The Anime Club:
Every young lad had this shirt back in the day
15. The "I Spend All My Free Time in Parking Lots":
The official outfit of kids who hang out in high school parking lots
16. The Uses The Word "Swag" Unironically:
every single guy I know thinks its cool to wear these no
17. The Little Shit:
18. The Basic Guy Outfit:
"All girls dress the same"
19. The "I Have a Different Lanyard for Everyday of the Week":
#americanproblemsnight where every single boy wears the nike socks with flip flops
20. The Racist Old Guy:
da official outfit 4 old white men that get annoyed @ minorities
21. The "My Name Is Probably Chad":
This is the " I just slapped my mom because she didn't let me drive the BMW" outfit.
22. The "My Backseat Is Full of Dip Spit":
#youknowyoureamericanwhen EVERY SINGLE GUY IN SCHOOL WEARS THIS
23. And The Outfit That Encapsulates Our Entire Existence:
