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You shouldn't use it when talking about mom's dog:
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Or talking about violence:
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Or talking about your foot:
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You shouldn't use it when talking about old Uncle T:
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When talking about Bingo:
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And you definitely shouldn't use it when talking about beloved actors:
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You shouldn't use it when talking about pain:
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And you especially shouldn't use it when bringing up ACLs:
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You shouldn't use it when talking about Sheba:
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Or talking about your dog:
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And you DEFINITELY shouldn't use it when talking about...Willy Wonka?
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You shouldn't use it when talking about your dad:
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Or when sharing an obituary:
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When the lady from Rock Point dies:
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And definitely don't use it when talking about mom:
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Don't use it when talking about Prince:
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Don't use it when your grandchild can't meet up:
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Don't use it when talking about suffering:
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Don't use it when talking about surgery:
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And definitely don't use it when talking about paragliding:
And don't even get me started on the π emoji.