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The person who thinks this is an acceptable pregnancy announcement:
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The person who thinks that people want to spray themselves with swag:
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The person responsible for this monstrosity:
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The person who is convinced every teenager has never read a book:
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The person that thinks heroin is the hot new social network:
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The person who thinks that moms tell their kids when they're going to shave:
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The person responsible for this:
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The creator of this T-shirt:
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The person who just created their first abbreviation for this bottle:
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The creator of this anti-drug campaign:
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The person who thought this acronym worked:
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The person who thinks that anyone talks about their glasses like this:
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The inventor of the "teen" language:
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The person who actually thought this shirt was a fine idea:
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The person behind all these new colors of crayons:
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The person who spent precious time in this monstrosity of emojis:
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The person who thought this was "the new style":
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The potato salesperson behind the hashtags #cleanplates and #mashtag:
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The person who came up with this warning:
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The person who thinks that people care this much about emojis:
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The person who truly believed car insurance could come with not only swagger, but an epic one at that:
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The person behind this unexplainable #YOLO:
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And person who came up with the hashtag #folder, perhaps the most important hashtag in history:
