1. The vagina accepter:
2. This guy who just wants some ANSWERS:
3. Sexfucker:
4. Ol' toaster penis:
5. This man committed to safe sex:
6. This butt-peer:
7. This jelly bean lover:
8. Pizza-butt:
9. This little babby:
10. Ol' clitada:
11. This future vampire dad:
12. Ol' egg-butt:
13. The G Spoot army:
14. Ol' plants fucker:
15. The man with the world's most powerful sperm:
16. This scientist:
17. This person with hankerin' for doritos:
18. The hole wanderer:
19. The PREcum dreamer:
20. This worried sibling:
21. The man who asked this very important question:
22. Spider-puss:
23. The proud owner of a broken titty bone:
24. And whoever wrote this ominous message:
