24 Things They Definitely Should Have Taught You In School

How about you learn something for once in your life, ya chump.

1. How the Big Bird suit worked:

2. How ice cream cones are made:

3. How a beanstalk grows:

4. How Wi-Fi is distributed inside an apartment:

5. What actually happens when you put on sunscreen:

6. How camouflage gets on a helmet:

7. Why Michael Jackson was able to defy gravity:

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8. What dogs do when they drink water:

9. How coins get sorted inside a machine:

10. The way braces change your teeth:

11. How a trumpet makes that beautiful music:

12. The way pretzels are tied en masse:

13. How peanut butter jars are filled full of creamy, slightly sexual goodness:

14. How filming with a green screen works:

15. What actually happens when you put a key in a door:

16. How exactly all that stuff gets into a Pop-Tart:

17. What it looks like when you swallow:

18. How hay bales get wrapped:

19. How light affects water:

20. How paper clips turn into paper clips:

21. How a traffic jam occurs despite no accidents or bad weather:

22. The life of a dandelion:

23. How flight patterns change throughout the day:

24. And how terrifying the human face is when it’s forming in the womb:

AHHHHHHHH.

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