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Posted on Jun 23, 2017

For Everyone Who's Scarred For Life Because Of "Mr. Meaty"

It still hurts.

2005 was a simple time. A time of Live Strong bracelets, that one pink Razr phone, and good-ass Nickelodeon shows:

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Los classicos.

But it wasn't all wholesome, relaxing entertainment. We could only watch Zoey find herself at PCA and Danny do his phantom thing for so long before being hit with the terrifying, the gruesome, the OBSCENE Mr. Meaty:

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THE SHOW THAT HAUNTED YOUR CHILDHOOD.

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The 'net is full of people traumatized by Mr. Meaty:

I'm still mentally scarred from Mr. Meaty, if you watched that as a child I'm so so sorry.

Lit'rally filled to the top o' the brim:

I just wanna open up a safe space now for everyone to express how scarred they were after watching Mr. Meaty as a child. I'm here for you.

And now I'm here to remind you alllllll about it.

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LOOK UPON MY WORKS AND DESPAIR.

First, let's talk about how terrifying these damn puppets are. Josh looks like the ghost of a prolapsed anus.

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LOOK UPON MY ANUS AND DESPAIR.

And remember Parker and Josh's boss? Like, holy shit. This thing looks like one of the Sour Patch Kids fell into a vat of ass. Or acid. Some ass-id.

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LOOK UPON MY VAT OF ASS AND DESPAIR.

But enough about how the puppets look. Let's talk about some of the show's episodes.

There was the episode where Parker's nude-ass puppet ass is about to be eaten alive by cannibals.

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This is a children's show.

And the episode where a goth girl EATS a fried hand.

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This is a children's show.

Of course, there was the episode with a girlfriend made out of meat.

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This is a children's show.

The episode where a girl's nose FALLS OFF and is replaced by a hunk of raw meat.

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This is a children's show.

There was the episode where this???? happened???

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This is a children's show.

And, of course, there was Wedgelor.

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This is a children's show.

But that's not why I've gathered you here today. We need to talk about the episode that scarred us all the most.

We need to talk about the tapeworm episode.

y'all remember that show Mr. Meaty and the episode with the tapeworm? that show was so fucked up and literally scarred me as a 6 year old

It starts with a puppet eating raw meat. It ends in a generation of terrified children.

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You remember: this is how his puppet-ass mouth looked while a tapeworm ate all his food.

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Look at that goop goopin' around. LOOK AT IT.

Remember when you first saw this abomination comin' out of those puppet lips? LOOK AT THIS THING.

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LOOK AT IT.

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A puppet sticks a puppet fishing pole down another puppet's puppet throat to fish out a GIANT PUPPET WORM.

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Wanna know something crazy? This is a children's show.

THIS IS HORRIFYING.

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I mean, holy shit. Praise be to this holy shit.

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In the name of the father, the son, and the holy shit amen.

And then they finally remove the worm and some Crocodile Hunter-ass puppet-ass dude comes in and eats the worm.

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This is insane people. THIS ISN'T NORMAL. It is, however, kind of erotic.

It's all just so scarring.

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    Why did you remind me about this?
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    The tapeworm... the tapeworm
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    I'm having flashbacks
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    This is a children's show
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    I loved this show, I don't even care
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    I've never seen this show but now I'm terrified
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    WHYYYYYY?
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    Why?
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    whhhhYYYYYY?
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