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First off, there's actual, real-live fidget spinner porn:
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They're writing poems:
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They're falling in love:
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People are putting them on their nails:
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And all over their hair:
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People are seeing them everywhere:
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This is just insanity:
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People are asking questions we never needed the answers to:
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And now the dang cops are getting in on it! THE COPS!
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Nobody asked for this. Nobody.