Buzz·Posted on Dec 17, 201827 Things That 100% Perfectly Sum Up Straight Dude CultureI mean, it's true.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Living in an apartment that looks exactly like this: Twitter: @kathasty 2. Having your home decor consist solely of a bunch of empty bottles on top of some cabinets: eggplantfsu.com 3. And a random flag in the living room: photobucket.com 4. Or just a wall full of old beer cases: Twitter: @jakegatti22 5. Yelling "KOBE" and badly missing a shot: me.me 6. Always using the "without me?" line: Twitter: @str8boytexts Or this line: vignette.wikia.nocookie.net 7. Having a giant-ass jug of protein powder in the kitchen but, like, no bread or eggs: vitaminworld.com And having questionable priorities elsewhere in the apartment: Twitter: @ashleytaylorfow 8. Taking pictures while holding a fish like this: ebaumsworld.com 9. Wearing long Nike socks with slides: Twitter: @nadjandthemoon 10. Always calling someone their "buddy" from "place": Twitter: @malia_noble 11. Having this exact haircut: onsizzle.com 12. Calling Instagram "insta" or "the gram": hiv.gov 13. Referring to Dave Matthews Band simply as "Dave": Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 14. Sending pictures like this: Twitter: @The_Hispasian 15. Wearing either a throwback basketball jersey to a concert... baconsports.com 16. Or a Hawaiian shirt: hawaiishirtcompany.com 17. Doing this all the time in elementary school: Twitter: @khalilcobain_ 18. Owning this exact sweatshirt: uniqlo.com And wearing this exact shirt to semi-formal events: esquire.com 19. Majoring in sports medicine or criminal justice: waortho.com 20. Not owning a bed frame: Twitter: @onlythebrave13 21. Pulling out the acoustic guitar and playing "The General" whenever possible: Nd3000 / Getty Images 22. Pointing at each other in pictures: Twitter: @eddluxe 23. One time in life having a profile picture that's a cartoon with a bunch of rings on: Twitter: @patrickk826 24. Partying with a dude wearing this exact Red Sox hat on "St Paddy's": amazon.com 25. Being a little too into the song "Toxic": Twitter: @rach_thorpe 26. Knowing someone who unironically owns this shirt: amazon.com 27. And, finally, saying "nice" every time someone says 69: risinguptheladderoflove.com It just... it just has to happen.