1. Ted Sheeran:
2. Eating spaghetti while driving:
3. This tattoo:
4. Bigfoot's fat ass:
5. Leaving this much liquid left like it's a reasonable amount a human can consume:
6. Nick Cage's spawn with a Lego man:
7. When your ice cream is way too cold and bends your spoon:
8. Mickey Mouse plunging into your butthole:
9. Coming down with Arthur Write This:
10. Having sex with a tree:
11. Having triplets:
12. Aladdin without pants:
13. Being lack toast and tall or rent:
14. Eating cereal with ice cubes:
15. This movie review:
16. The words "vaginal aroma":
17. This acronym:
18. Dropping your LASAGA:
19. Thinking Obama's last name is "Care":
20. Vape selfies:
21. Bone apple tea:
22. Ben Franklin in tattoo form:
23. This contingency plan:
24. And eating wild corndogs:
Oh, wait. Nothing is worse than arguing about politics on Facebook. NOTHING.
