Buzz·Posted on May 5, 2017If None Of These Hilarious Texts Make You Laugh, Nothing WillNADA DE NADA!by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The newest Disney princess: 2. Grandpa's medicine: 3. Nature's pocket: 4. Treasured memories: 5. Fears: 6. Baby names: 7. What's on the inside: 8. Pregnancy scares: 9. Diet Coke at the can: 10. Baby chain: 11. Tree puns: 12. Sex jams: 13. Mysterious messages: 14. Classic jokes: 15. Pronunciation: 16. Sin City: 17. Street names: 18. Tired fingers: 19. Important questions: 20. Turkey crossin': LIFE: 21. NACHO ICEBOUND: 22. Bad words: 23. Major talk: 24. Life-changing equations: 25. Close encounters: 26. Nyooooom: 27. Poor Andrew: 28. Sexy thoughts: 29. Unanswered questions: 30. Late-night talk: 31. Science, scientifically: 32. Dog pics: 33. Dispatches from Grandma: 34. Lil' baby May: 35. Jealousy: 36. That cheese: 37. Mom's googlin': 38. School band: 39. James' interruption: 40. The Carbs Vixen: 41. Instasleepin': 42. Pecan pie: 43. Dog demands: 44. And Dad's filets: