2.CRUNCHIN' INTO A CHIP WHILE TAKIN' A SHIT? WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
3.SURELY THERE'S A BETTER WAY TO PROTECT THAT PEAR. SURELY.
4.IS MY MAN TURNING THE PAGES WITH HIS BAREFEET? WHILE TAKIN' A BIG OL' STINKY SHIT??? SHIT!!!
5.TURKEY BROTH? 10 DOLLARS? THE HOLY BIBLE??? JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!
6."911? YES, HELLO. WE GOT US A PISS-COAT."
7.MAMA MIA!!! ZUPPA TOSCANA!!!
8.THIS IS A DAMN CRIME SCENE. CSI MI-HOLY SHIT:
9.WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? LISTENING TO THE GREATEST SHITS OF THE '80S, '90S, AND TODAY???
10.MUNCHING INTO PEANUT M&MS LIKE A DAMN BARBARIAN!!!
FISH AND POTATOES? WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT!!!
11.IF YOU SEE THIS IN A BATHROOM YOU KNOW THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU HAS NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE. *GET OUT VOICE* GET OUT.
12.MAMA MIA! AGAIN!
13.THIS ISN'T A TIME FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. IT'S JUST FOR SHITS. STINKY ASS SHITS!!!
14.THIS AIN'T A TIME TO TRAVEL TO THE G.D. 33RD CENTURY. AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, IT'S A TIME FOR SHITS!
15.POOR L'IL FELLAH. POOR. L'IL. FELLAH.
16.THIS IS A PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY TAXING PICTURE TO LOOK AT. FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE 13 COLONIES THE WAY I'M BEING TAXED BY THIS PIC.
17.BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU PUT A POOR, DEFENSELESS BANANA ON THE PISS PLAINS... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT HAMBURGER BUN? YOU JUST GONNA EAT THAT PEE-PEE BUN? JUST SHOVE THOSE URINE SOAKED GRAINS INTO YOUR PIE-HOLE?
18.JESUS DOESN'T NEED TO SEE YOU DROP A HUGE DUMP.
