By now you’ve heard of Left Shark, the true star and MVP of the Super Bowl. We are all Left Shark.
But, like all of us, Left Shark is a complex and complicated figure.
Here’s a look at Left Shark, not just Super Bowl MVP, but America’s MVP:
5. When Left Shark closed down the beach for the entire summer:
10. When Left Shark taught us to love ourselves:
13. When Left Shark saved the city from almost certain destruction:
15. When Left Shark told us all “Shhhh…it’s going to be all right” and quieted our restless souls:
16. When Left Shark took out LL Cool J:
17. When Left Shark gave us an exciting new flavor of pizza:
18. When Left Shark’s face perfectly captured what it’s like to be human:
20. When Snoop Dogg came clean:
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