1.
For dealing with people like Ol' Ice Cream Nipps here:
2.
And, you know, headless people:
3.
For having to deal with non-regulation vehicles:
4.
And impromptu showers:
5.
For having to deal with time travelers:
8.
For having to pull maneuvers like this:
9.
For having to deal with horses:
10.
And giant, human-sized fish:
12.
And the SOULS OF THE DAMNED:
14.
For putting up with magic tricks:
15.
With spooky skeletons:
16.
And just your shit in general:
17.
For having to master the concept of the "reverse drive-thru":
19.
But mostly for dealing with people who use the restaurant bathroom like this: