Buzz·Posted on May 14, 201820 Animals That DEFINITELY Don't Look Like Big Fat Juicy PenisesNope, nothing to see here.by by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed Staff, by Andrew ZieglerBuzzFeed EditorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This rat definitely doesn't look like a thick, THICK, flaccid penis: Twitter: @fatnando 2. The cut finger looks IN NO WAY like a friendly little choade: reddit.com 3. This rooster totally doesn't look like a big dick with simply enormous testicles: pinterest.com 4. This sea worm? Doesn't looks like a fat, juicy penis at all: IBTimes UK @IBTimesUK Peculiar group of sea creatures found in deep Australian abyss https://t.co/5WtQziRTCO 01:10 PM - 17 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This starfish couldn't look LESS like five sopping wet, salt water dwelling penises: reddit.com 6. This newborn puppy DOES NOT look like a thick, juicy flapdoodle: reddit.com 7. This cat looks nothing like an adorable l'il dong: reddit.com 8. This snake looks like the exact opposite of a size-able slippery schlong: karlshuker.blogspot.com 9. This caterpillar 100% does not look like a puffy pink knob: reddit.com 10. This tortoise DOES NOT look like it's someone just going to TOWN on their hog: View this image on Imgur 11. This guy's head is the LAST thing that looks like a big fat one-eyed monster: arstechnica.com 12. This elephant's trunk couldn't look less like a fat ol' pork sword: youtube.com 13. These clams look like the FARTHEST thing from a big, creamy tally-whacker: baywatershellfish.com 14. This dog's ear DOES NOT look like that man's one-eyed purple headed yogurt slinger. I REPEAT: IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN'S ONE-EYED PURPLE HEADED YOGURT SLINGER! reddit.com 15. This dog look nothing like a quaint furry skin flute: imgur.com 16. This person's arm does NOT look like a giant, fat cock: imgur.com 17. This caterpillar? Well, it looks nothing like a big ol' jiggle stick: youtube.com hawk moth caterpillar 18. This dog doesn't look like a nice little ding-a-ling at ALL: reddit.com 19. These sea cucumbers definitely don't look like they're having the first annual gathering of the Gargantuan Johnson Association (the GJA): reddit.com 20. And, finally, this spoon worm DOES NOT look like the world's wiggliest weiner: View this image on Imgur NOT AT ALL.