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20 Animals That DEFINITELY Don't Look Like Big Fat Juicy Penises

Nope, nothing to see here.

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4. This sea worm? Doesn't looks like a fat, juicy penis at all:

Peculiar group of sea creatures found in deep Australian abyss https://t.co/5WtQziRTCO

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10. This tortoise DOES NOT look like it's someone just going to TOWN on their hog:

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20. And, finally, this spoon worm DOES NOT look like the world's wiggliest weiner:

NOT AT ALL.