Hey, McDonald's: Fix Your Damn Ice Cream Machine
Breakfast is just smoke and mirrors. Just some smokin' mirrors.
No one should have to see this. NO ONE.
For too long we've had to deal with the despair:
It's just expected by now.
All we ask if that you fix that damn machine.
Or at least be honest with us:
Because the world can't deal with the pain anymore.
No Egg McMuff can't plug that hole in our heart.
No hashbrown can make hearing these words feel any better.
Or make us learn to trust again.
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