1.
The "My Dad Is a Lawyer and He's Going to Sue You" Outfit:
2.
The "I Play Soccer So I Got This Haircut" Outfit:
3.
The "White Girl During Fall" Outfit:
4.
The "Goes to High School Parties in His Twenties" Outfit:
5.
The "I've Probably Said 'Go Back to Your Country' to Someone" Outfit:
6.
The "I'd Like to Speak to the Manager" Outfit:
7.
The "Just Got Back From Vacation in Middle School" Outfit:
8.
The "Basic Suburban Dad" Outfit:
9.
The "Basic Boy" Outfit:
10.
The "Little Cousin Who Always Asks if You've Got Games on Your Phone" Outfit:
11.
The "Emo Kid in Middle School" Outfit:
12.
The "I Have a Different Lanyard for Each Day of the Week" Outfit:
13.
The "I Play Lacrosse" Outfit:
14.
The "I Yell at My Wife in Public" Outfit:
15.
The "Just Reminded the Teacher That They Forgot to Collect Homework" Outfit:
16.
The "Every Hipster Dude Who's Into Bon Iver" Outfit:
17.
The "Middle School Badass" Outfit:
18.
The "I Only Hang Out in School Parking Lots" Outfit:
19.
The "That One Kid in Middle School" Outfit:
20.
The "Literally Every Dude Has This Haircut" Outfit:
21.
The "Dad on the 4th of July" Outfit:
22.
The "That One Cool Teacher" Outfit:
23.
The "My Name Is Probably Chad" Outfit:
24.
And the outfit that describes us all: