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    32 Unforgivable Things Target Employees Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 7 Things They Absolutely Love

    Can you not.

    1. Target employees hate when you think your tiny car can fit the biggest TV on planet Earth:

    2. Like, it's not going to fit:

    3. Target employees hate when you make them put back hundreds of dollars of clothes:

    4. Target employees hate when you don't put your carts back:

    5. Target employees hate when you refuse to use self-checkout:

    6. And they also hate when you ignore their existence when it's convenient to you:

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    7. Target employees hate when you stop in the middle of an aisle and act like you're the only person in the store:

    Meme of two people talking in an aisle with the text, OMG i haven't seen you in forever! Let's stand in everyone's fucking way and talk about our annoying kids
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    8. Target employees hate when you get mad at them for things beyond their control:

    9. Target employees hate when you leave stuff from other aisles in places they shouldn't be:

    Onion in DVD section

    10. Target employees hate when you beckon them over like they're a trained animal:

    hand beckoning
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    11. Target employees hate when you do a mobile order for zero reason:

    12. Target employees hate when you stare at them like they're in a zoo:

    13. Target employees hate when you throw a fuss about being IDed:

    14. Target employees hate when you go survival mode just to go to the store:

    15. Target employees hate when you act like masks don't apply to you:

    16. Target employees hate when you don't hand them the money like a human being:

    17. Target employees hate when you forget how a store works:

    18. Target employees hate when you don't recognize the difference between in-store and online:

    19. Target employees hate when you leave food in a cart:

    20. And when you EAT in the aisles???

    21. Target employees hate when you act uncertain if they work there even though they basically have a target painted on their face:

    22. Target employees hate when you demand to be let in before opening:

    23. And they hate when you come .5 seconds before close and linger around:

    this customer walked in 10 SECONDS before we CLOSED and she had the audacity to yell “yay i made it” bitch you made what? made me mad?

    24. Target employees hate when you go to a closed aisle:

    25. Target employees hate when card collectors go berserk in their store:

    26. Target employees hate when you forget how their weekend works:

    27. Target employees hate when you carry around a cart like this:

    28. Target employees hate when collectors come in and inevitably cause a big scene over a Funko Pop:

    29. Target employees hate when you play games in the aisle:

    30. Target employees hate when you forget the entire reason they're in the store:

    I hate when customers say “Why do they have you working on Holidays?” because you’re in here tf

    31. Target employees hate when you tell them your whole life story during rushes:

    😂 from Target

    32. And Target employees hate when you disappear after they go into the back to get something for you:

    ONE THE OTHER HAND...

    33. Target employees love when your order tells a story:

    34. Target employees love when you get a little creative in a non-annoying way:

    35. Target employees love when you know how gift cards work:

    36. Target employees love when you let them pet your l'il dog:

    37. Target employees love when you recognize their hard, hard work:

    38. Target employees love when you're able to put your cart back like a grown adult:

    39. And, finally, Target employees love when you agree about how awful some customers can be:

    tweet reading no better feeling than when you've just dealt with an absolute swear word of a customer and the next person in the queue is like what the fuck was their problem thank you