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    Updated on Oct 13, 2018. Posted on Nov 4, 2015

    19 Ways To Make Everyone Who Works Retail Hate You

    It's as easy as one, two, thr— DON'T TOUCH MY DISPLAY.

    1. Act like the back is a magical place full of mystic and wonder.

    Via Twitter: @_yunggKing_

    This ain't Narnia, my friend.

    2. MESS UP THE DISPLAY.

    Via Twitter: @Cowabunga_Cole

    PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!

    3. Just be rude in general.

    Via Twitter: @vitoanthonyy

    A simple "Hello" would do!

    I mean, it's just common courtesy.

    4. Come in right before close.

    Seriously. It's physically painful.

    5. Stay on your phone.

    Via Twitter: @jbittyyy

    Is it THAT important?

    6. Throw your money on the counter like a dang grenade.

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    Benny Franklin didn't die for this.

    7. Or worse: Pull out damp, disgusting money from a bra or New Balances.

    Via Twitter: @colls03

    No. Just no.

    8. Not...uh...practice personal hygiene.

    Via Twitter: @JetsIntlZay

    Your breath STINKS.

    9. Tell your entire life story.

    Via Twitter: @Donny_Major

    There's a line, sir.

    10. Try to interrupt when we're helping someone.

    Via Twitter: @RetaiIproblems

    ONE AT A TIME.

    11. Make this joke:

    Via Twitter: @jessgennusoxo

    *Blink blink*

    12. Do a delayed change hand-off.

    Via Twitter: @jstankley

    Come on now.

    13. Miss the uniform.

    Via Twitter: @ArtisticxVibes

    Don't remind me.

    14. Chase us down on break.

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    I NEED MY ME TIME.

    15. Pretend you never used it.

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    Let's be honest. I know where that thing's been.

    16. Forget your dang payment method.

    Via Twitter: @RetaiIproblems

    If you're going to buy something — *Lion King voice* — be prepared! Benny Franks didn't die for this, either.

    17. Keep talking about your "coupons at home."

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    THAT IS THE PAST. We must live in the present now.

    18. Say you're never coming back.

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    OK.......

    19. And insist on talking to the manager...because you know what's coming?

    Via ifunny.co

    Guess what? I am the manager!

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