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    19 Ways To Make Everyone Who Works Retail Hate You

    It's as easy as one, two, thr— DON'T TOUCH MY DISPLAY.

    1. Act like the back is a magical place full of mystic and wonder.

    Via Twitter: @_yunggKing_

    This ain't Narnia, my friend.

    2. MESS UP THE DISPLAY.

    Via Twitter: @Cowabunga_Cole

    PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!

    3. Just be rude in general.

    Via Twitter: @vitoanthonyy

    A simple "Hello" would do!

    I mean, it's just common courtesy.

    4. Come in right before close.

    Seriously. It's physically painful.

    5. Stay on your phone.

    Via Twitter: @jbittyyy

    Is it THAT important?

    6. Throw your money on the counter like a dang grenade.

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    Benny Franklin didn't die for this.

    7. Or worse: Pull out damp, disgusting money from a bra or New Balances.

    Via Twitter: @colls03

    No. Just no.

    8. Not...uh...practice personal hygiene.

    Via Twitter: @JetsIntlZay

    Your breath STINKS.

    9. Tell your entire life story.

    Via Twitter: @Donny_Major

    There's a line, sir.

    10. Try to interrupt when we're helping someone.

    Via Twitter: @RetaiIproblems

    ONE AT A TIME.

    11. Make this joke:

    Via Twitter: @jessgennusoxo

    *Blink blink*

    12. Do a delayed change hand-off.

    Via Twitter: @jstankley

    Come on now.

    13. Miss the uniform.

    Via Twitter: @ArtisticxVibes

    Don't remind me.

    14. Chase us down on break.

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    I NEED MY ME TIME.

    15. Pretend you never used it.

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    Let's be honest. I know where that thing's been.

    16. Forget your dang payment method.

    Via Twitter: @RetaiIproblems

    If you're going to buy something — *Lion King voice* — be prepared! Benny Franks didn't die for this, either.

    17. Keep talking about your "coupons at home."

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    THAT IS THE PAST. We must live in the present now.

    18. Say you're never coming back.

    Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

    OK.......

    19. And insist on talking to the manager...because you know what's coming?

    Via ifunny.co

    Guess what? I am the manager!

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