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19 Ways To Make Everyone Who Works Retail Hate You

It's as easy as one, two, thr— DON'T TOUCH MY DISPLAY.

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1. Act like the back is a magical place full of mystic and wonder.

This ain't Narnia, my friend.
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This ain't Narnia, my friend.

2. MESS UP THE DISPLAY.

PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!
Via Twitter: @Cowabunga_Cole

PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!

3. Just be rude in general.

A simple "Hello" would do!
Via Twitter: @vitoanthonyy

A simple "Hello" would do!

I mean, it's just common courtesy.

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4. Come in right before close.

WHYYYYYY.

Seriously. It's physically painful.

5. Stay on your phone.

Is it THAT important?
Via Twitter: @jbittyyy

Is it THAT important?

6. Throw your money on the counter like a dang grenade.

Benny Franklin didn't die for this.
Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

Benny Franklin didn't die for this.

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7. Or worse: Pull out damp, disgusting money from a bra or New Balances.

No. Just no.
Via Twitter: @colls03

No. Just no.

8. Not...uh...practice personal hygiene.

Your breath STINKS.
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Your breath STINKS.

9. Tell your entire life story.

There's a line, sir.
Via Twitter: @Donny_Major

There's a line, sir.

10. Try to interrupt when we're helping someone.

ONE AT A TIME.
Via Twitter: @RetaiIproblems

ONE AT A TIME.

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11. Make this joke:

*Blink blink*
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*Blink blink*

12. Do a delayed change hand-off.

Come on now.
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Come on now.

13. Miss the uniform.

Don't remind me.
Via Twitter: @ArtisticxVibes

Don't remind me.

14. Chase us down on break.

I NEED MY ME TIME.
Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

I NEED MY ME TIME.

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15. Pretend you never used it.

Let's be honest. I know where that thing's been.
Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

Let's be honest. I know where that thing's been.

16. Forget your dang payment method.

If you're going to buy something — *Lion King voice* — be prepared! Benny Franks didn't die for this, either.
Via Twitter: @RetaiIproblems

If you're going to buy something — *Lion King voice* — be prepared! Benny Franks didn't die for this, either.

17. Keep talking about your "coupons at home."

THAT IS THE PAST. We must live in the present now.
Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

THAT IS THE PAST. We must live in the present now.

18. Say you're never coming back.

OK.......
Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

OK.......

19. And insist on talking to the manager...because you know what's coming?

Guess what? I am the manager!
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Guess what? I am the manager!