1. Their smiles are the scariest thing you can possibly see:
2. They're always getting in fights:
3. You can't trust them (to not fall asleep) around kids:
4. They have ZERO capacity for love:
5. They'll make you look way too uncool by comparison:
6. They're always sleeping in late:
7. They never take themselves seriously:
8. You'll lose your spot at the tea party:
9. They have way too many friends:
10. They're always ruining serious pictures:
11. They never want to get up:
12. They'll make your Halloween costume look terrible by comparison:
"@DressedAnimaIs: Dog dressed as a squirrel "lmao why the hell would u make a pitbull dress like a squirrel????
13. They like hugs WAY TOO much:
14. They're way too aggressive:
15. They're so cute as puppies you’ll never get anything done with them around:
basket full of pitbull puppies
16. Just look at how vicious this little fella is:
17. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
18. Look how afraid this poor deer is:
19. This bunny also clearly fears for its life:
20. They're super lazy:
21. They take up all the space on the couch:
22. They're constantly snacking:
23. They look too cute in a raincoat:
