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24 Reasons Why No One Should Ever Have A Pit Bull As A Pet

They're just so scary.

1. Their smiles are the scariest thing you can possibly see:

2. They're always getting in fights:

3. You can't trust them (to not fall asleep) around kids:

4. They have ZERO capacity for love:

5. They'll make you look way too uncool by comparison:

6. They're always sleeping in late:

7. They never take themselves seriously:

8. You'll lose your spot at the tea party:

9. They have way too many friends:

10. They're always ruining serious pictures:

11. They never want to get up:

12. They'll make your Halloween costume look terrible by comparison:

"@DressedAnimaIs: Dog dressed as a squirrel "lmao why the hell would u make a pitbull dress like a squirrel????

13. They like hugs WAY TOO much:

14. They're way too aggressive:

15. They're so cute as puppies you’ll never get anything done with them around:

16. Just look at how vicious this little fella is:

17. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

18. Look how afraid this poor deer is:

19. This bunny also clearly fears for its life:

20. They're super lazy:

21. They take up all the space on the couch:

22. They're constantly snacking:

23. They look too cute in a raincoat:

24. Basically, they're TERRIFYING. Who would ever want one?

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