School is back and with it is the intense urge to sleep every second of every day. Learn from these people. WHY? Well...
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Because your safety is important:
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Because it's hard enough as it is to sit in a chair:
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Because you're in band class:
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Because your shoes are untied:
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Because you weren't planning on a makeover that day:
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Because everyone is watching you:
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Because rulers and butts just don't mix:
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Because loud squeals are no way to be woken up:
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Because someone is always out to get you:
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Because the back of your head is very valuable:
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Because no one should go down like this:
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Because salt is not meant to be consumed while asleep:
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Because your entire class will leave you high and dry:
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Because your beanie won't make a good helmet:
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Because no one deserves to be the central pillar in a tower:
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Because there's nothing fun about a simulated earthquake:
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Because awake or asleep — no one needs a wet willy:
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Because your elbow isn't sturdy at all:
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Because pens do not belong in a nose:
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Because you might end up in the next issue of National Geographic:
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Because do you really want to end up looking like this?
