ORANGE TAPESSee-through phonesThe joy of walking into gym class and seeing this laid out on the floorThis screenThe day you became a master painterThese stylin' ankle-breakin' skatesThe best movie tie-in ever, the TalkboyOne of these bad boysThese tongue-ruinersA portable vacationThe most fun 25 cents could buyThe best way to wake up in the morningThis sweet, sweet French Toasty nectarRidiculously uncomfortable blow-up furnitureWITCH HANDSGum that lasted about two secondsRidiculously fashionable choker necklacesThe hardest game you’ll ever playThe best cereal prize everBalancing birdsThe toy that got your through the darkest (and greenest) of timesThe original GameboyThe joy of finding out what’s insideOpening a cabinet and finding theseThe original iPodLAZER TAGDrawing these all over EVERYTHINGGrabbing a cold one after a long day in one of these cupsThe only reason you were healthy as a childPierre Escargot, in all his gloryChatting with a robotThe leaning tower of CheezaFending off invasion in this castleTHE SMELLThese pieces of fancy silverwareBook fairsBrownies from the cosmosThe only road map you'll ever needSweet, sugary goodnessCookies for breakfastThis hypnotizing screensaverThe center of the worldGross green goopThe ultimate teamFilling these up with candyMFing STREET SHARKSPlaying some indoor ballThe strangest way to chew gumThe most confusing way to chew gumThe most suspenseful toy everCruising around town in this stunnerThe joy of butt scootersDJ sodaWalking the moon/wrecking your ankles in theseBecoming a world-class chefDying of dysenteryAll out WARYour first petPlaying catchCreating things with lightThis super BA toyThe original selfie machineDoritos from another dimensionThe sweet sound this madeUsing your mouth to make artGrosser green goopExploring via magazineThis brand-new SUVThat sweet, pungent Koosh smellSqueezin' itGross-ass mutant ketchupVelcro kicksThe finest poetry ever writtenFinding out your futureTHE AGGROCRAG
Did You Actually Grow Up In The '90s?
Not bad! You're basically the "Destiny's Child dressed as shitty genies" of the '90s. You definitely know some of your stuff, but, like genies, your knowledge is eternal. You can't be kept to one decade.
Did you grow up in the '90s? For sure. For sure you did. You are the '90s equivalent of Justin Timberlake holding a tiny Justin Timberlake puppet. That's pretty damn '90s.
You most definitely grew up in the '90s. You're the '90s equivalent of Keanu Reeves showing off his leg hair. You, much like Keanu's leg hair, are openly '90s and proud about it. Rad.