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This is just plain wrong.
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What's this going to taste like? Wet cardboard? Macklemore's pubes?
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Why would you treat something that way?
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I can almost guarantee you the person who made this says "golly gee willikers!" and "heebie-jeebies" 17 times a day:
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This is a damn crime.
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This chicken looks like it could guest on a Mumford and Sons album:
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It doesn't have to be this way.
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What's the surprise here? Endless disappointment? Food poisoning?